UPDATED AD WITH MOST QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Alright first things first. If you contact me and ask me which one I am I'll assume you weren't very interested in the first place so I'll let you see whoever else you sent messages to. (Not here to win a begging/pic sending/free entertainment battle).

There seems to be a few things I must not make very clear in the ad so let's clear things up a bit as I will refer you back to the ad if you ask something I have placed here.

1) I am not a free chat line who sends out pics. If the one I provide for the ad is not enough for you then I do apologize that I'm not what you are looking for. Thank you for looking and I hope you find it.

2) I am not going to discuss any kind of sexual activity on a text message. This includes but is not limited to sex, fucking, bj, bbbj, full service, bareback, cum, cim, Greek, or any other way you come up with that will in any way say that I will do any of those things based on any amount of money. If those are necessary texts you need to receive then I do appreciate you looking but I am not what you are looking for. I hope you find it.

3) I do not care how much money you offer. Nothing is going to change today or any other day. I like my freedom. I like being healthy, I like my life. Not all money is good money and if I need to risk any of those things then your money is not good money to me. Thank you for looking. I hope you find what you are looking for.

4) I am outcall only. This means your home or hotel room. This does not mean a town, a side of town, a parking lot, or a street. This means an address where you are going to see me that you have a door that I can walk up to and knock. Aka an apartment building number or letter and what door number or letter inside of that building. If you are not comfortable giving this information in order to knock on your door to meet then I'm sorry that I am not what you are looking for. I hope you find it.

5) I am not a free chat line. I'm sure you are full of questions. I love that you are so eager to ask me. You are welcome to ask me anything you would like when we meet. Phone inquiries are simple. You ask if I'm available, I will respond if I am, you give me the address, I give you an close estimate on time before I will arrive, I drive to you, we meet. In short, meeting arrangements are the only things discussed because it is all that needs to be discussed during the initial contact. Im not trying to be your girlfriend so you don't need to have everything detailed in my life short of my blood type or DNA sample.

6) This is the most important one!!! STOP TAKING THE FUN OUT OF IT DRILLING ME FOR DAYS WITH THE 3RD DEGREE HUNT FOR THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS WHO WILL DO ANY AND EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE FOR A $20. YOU WONT FIND IT HERE!!! BUT IF YOU WOULD CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT YOU JUST MIGHT FIND OUT THAT YOU CAN HAVE A GREAT TIME WITHOUT PICKING APART EVERY DETAIL AND BEING INSULTING WHEN YOU DONT GET WHATEVER THING YOU ASKED FOR. MAYBE IF YOU WERENT TRYING SO HARD TO FIND FLAWS YOU WOULD STOP BEING SO SCARED TO HAVE A PRETTY GIRL AT YOUR DOOR!!! WHEN YOU LOOK FOR NEGATIVE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL FIND? PERFECTION?!?! COME ON GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN HAVE FUN WHEN THAT IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO FOCUS ON. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT IN YOUR MIND IM NOT WHAT YOU WANT THEN NOTHING I SAY OR DO WILL CHANGE THAT!!! SO PLEASE ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SEEING ME!!! I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN ALL THE WAYS YOU HAVE FOUND TO TRY TO CONVINCE ME OF THE SAME OLD STUFF!!! ITS NOT GONNA WORK! IM SORRY BUT I DONT SLIP UP BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT TO!!!

When you are ready and available you can reach me at

502-996-9938 to see if I am available as well.